 |
| source of pic |
We were playing badminton in Meralco then we saw people playing frisbee in the field. These people look like rich people. I don't know how the game goes. What are the rules if there are any because when a person gets the disk, he or she gets left out. No contact whatsoever. No defense. Just throw the thing where there is a teammate who can catch it. This fad is supposed to be cool as Derek Ramsay plays it. A Pharmaton campaign shows him catching a frisbee.
When we arrived at the office, I proceed to google the peculiar sport and results were awesome. Urban Dictionary contributors nailed it.
This one sums it all up:
Ultimate Frisbee
An absolute crap sport that sissy metrosexual guys who are useless at all other sports play, along with women, most of whom are again lacking in athletic ability. The only skills required in this game are the ability to throw a frisbee, and run.
In many cities in Canada this joke of a sport is monopolizing public fields that should be available for practices to those who play on teams in serious sports leagues (soccer, rugby, football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, etc.) Ultimate frisbee teams have used the sexism card to monopolize these public fields, arguing that since their teams are mixed sex, they should get priority over the single sex teams in these other sports, the vast majority of which are male. If you confront them and suggest there should be equitable distribution of the time of said field, one or more of the metrosexuals involved will have a hissy fit.
In many cities in Canada this joke of a sport is monopolizing public fields that should be available for practices to those who play on teams in serious sports leagues (soccer, rugby, football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, etc.) Ultimate frisbee teams have used the sexism card to monopolize these public fields, arguing that since their teams are mixed sex, they should get priority over the single sex teams in these other sports, the vast majority of which are male. If you confront them and suggest there should be equitable distribution of the time of said field, one or more of the metrosexuals involved will have a hissy fit.
My Australian rules football team could no longer practice where we used to because the ultimate frisbee metrosexuals managed to convince the politically correct Toronto City Hall that they should get to use the field whenever they please, solely because their teams are mixed sex.
There is also an entry for Ultimate Pringles. Another hilarious "sport" derived from the sensational frisbee game thats taking metrosexuals by storm.
No comments:
Post a Comment